I just had to sit down with an 11 year old who threatened to dick slap a girl.
I'm not crazy, I only keep calling you cause you won't pick up.
I just woke up in the back of his van. Bring me a sunkist.
My dignity? Collapsing on itself like a dying star.
He left a cum stain in the shape of a heart on my sheets.
He's like the Bob Ross of love stains.
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
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If there's one thing i learned from edward 40hands is that i couldnt handle life with bottles for hands
Just caught myself checking an online porn site while in a strip club. Might have a problem.
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
My Sexting was not on an AP level
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
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