some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
class
he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
i decided to cut a 3rd hole in to my snuggie so i could masturbate all the time.. all time low? or genius?
i dont even know how to be here
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
Im sitting in church with a backpack full of beer bottles. This is friendship.
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
I will have you again some day my love. And our divorce will be magnificent
He FaceTimed me fucking his new girlfriend. He was wearing a banana costume.
My ex's psycho new girlfriend found my vibrator I forgot at his place. Apparently she didn't find it as funny as I did. 😂
It's all part of my master plan: have him buy me all I can eat pizza and all I can drink beer AND THEN tell him there was no spark and we're better off as friends.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
I have to charm this cab driver. Hold on.
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