So when jo picked me up from the bar I kept apologizing and kept telling her "I'm just a wittle donut"
Just woke up naked in my storage cubby and some one rearragned my whole room?
no jk, not my room
now i know why i became what i already was.
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
I couldn't function. I was to the point where I was using a bottle cap as a monocle.
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
Your niece just basically announced she's a whore on FB so you should feel pretty good about officiating that wedding next month.
You tried crawling through the apartment window instead of going through the wide open door next to it
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
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