the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
I was just like staring at the lawn boy while singing "You Belong With Me".
I am the king of creep.
I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
I am currently listening to someone take a shit. I hate the hole in the ceiling.
Bought two parrots for us. I'm keeping them at the Bellagio.
If he's dead I'm so gonna get the blame. I have his passport, keys and his tooth in my purse.
It's like a bag of dicks covered in taint sweat pounding a pregnant baby walrus.
The drunk fake out is her specialty. She'll agree to come with us and two seconds later we check to make sure she's still there and we see her booking it down the hall in the opposite direction.
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
I want a battle ostrich, get me a battle ostrich and then come and make love to me
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
I feel like the first time i have to use my accident insurance its going to be in some sex mishap with you.
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
Randomize
