ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
They're watching TV in bed. The Golden Girls to be exact. Aaaand I just heard them singing along with the theme song. I love living with gays.
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
I just had a flashback of 4:30am: me hugging the toilet bowl and you handing me a jar of pickles to open. There is something seriously wrong with us.
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
Passed out drunk in a tanning bed...
Did At The Beach call the fire department to get you like last time?
A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
Explain why there's a meatball in my bong
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
Masturbating to death wouldn't be a terrible way to go. If you die tonight, I'll know how it went down. Promise not to tell your family.
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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