i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
I have a new reason to go to work: I can tell which 3 of my coworkers are sisters just by looking at their butts.
for halloween i should be pregnant. what is scarier than that?!
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
You need to simmer down or I'm going to buy you a labia leash.
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
I can't be a daydrinker without you. It just doesn't work.
I love you too.
Wakes up in a cold sweat at 3am, 136 unread messages and the preview on the notification is "I JUST GOT TO THE INCEST PART"
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