Dude my mom stole all your condoms
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
So not only just find my adoption papers that I didnt know about in my parents house, but they say "child shows some signs of mental retardation".
I don't even have to sign up for karaoke at duncans anymore. The karaoke ppl just sign me up themselves. Without my consent. I also sang stacys mom to some lady named Stacy who's mom died yesterday.
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
he handed me my panties in front of my date. turns out he wasn't that mad.
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
Stocking up on Wasabi powder. Nobody's tampons are safe.
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
I wish I could open myself up and check on my liver. Make sure it's hanging on. Ya know?
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
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