they said they heard you say put it in my butt
just found out i fit into magnum condums. this is going to be the best weekend ever
I went outside for a smoke at 4 and things seemed normal. It's 6 now and the front lawn is COVERED in tortilla chips. WTF?
Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
We're having soft pretzels and cheese dip for dinner tonight. Like fucking adults.
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
Seriously considering modifying my computer case so it can dispense wine. I need to make a bunch of changes and reorganize it's guts anyway....
It's situations like these that make me climb out of windows
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
By the time we got to McDonald's you were sharing a Big Mac with a stripper.
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