Thanks again for letting me crash last nite. Sorry I banged your little brother.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
i think i just heard my dad finish in the other room...
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
Naked Twister starts at high noon
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
He just ranted to some customer about fourth of July being ruined and I just shouted USA the whole time in the background. It was kinda epic
I baked a frozen pizza completely, put it back in the plastic and box, and put it back in the freezer. THAT drunk.
Oh, and Harry Potter. We could be fuck-and-Harry-Potter buddies.
It's bullshittery. It's asshattery. It's complete fuckery at its finest.
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