They should really pass out barf bags in church
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
I keep replaying commercials about kittens frolicking and was crying nonstop. WILL MY PERIOD LAST FOREVER!?
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
Going to put that on my resume. "Only accidentally snapchatted my titties to all of my friends once."
You kept hiding under tables and grabbing people's legs and shouting SHARK ATTACK.
Life without a bra equals bliss.
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
it’s not easy to sexualize brunch. work with me, babe.
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
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