this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
i've got to stop sleeping with short guys. they always turn into stage 5 clingers
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
i remember introducing him to all my posters and making him be extra nice to frank sinatra and bob dylan before he fucked me
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
The only way I can describe the noise he makes when he has an orgasm: dying walrus.
He made the Waffle House lady get me out of the car. This isn't a joke.
I got propositioned to get involved with an engaged couple. I told them I didn't think my married couple would like me to see other couples...
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
That is priceless. You walk into her house, fuck her husband and demand Chinese food. Your an inspiration to us all.
Fuck the walk of shame. I make this shit glorious.
The fact that you arent wearing shoes probably just adds to the classiness
Condom wrapper stuck to my shirt ups the anty
He ate me out for an eternity. Like fell asleep, woke up, and he was still doing it.
Just waxed 95% of the hair off my vag. If he doesn't enjoy this tonight, you will, whether you like it or not.
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