I just made out with a guy for $7.
Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
i think you're the only person in the world who masturbates to food network.
a search helicopter?!
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
He stopped his car in the middle of ongoing traffic to ask me to marry him. Then he got pulled over. Yeah I'd say the slutty Dallas Cowboys costume was a success.
Your hotness may or may not have landed him in jail.
This is the third time my roommate and I have drunkenly hooked up. I'm starting to think she's not as straight as she says she is.
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
Did you actually just quote Ace Ventura during a sext!?
You know it
Dammit now I have to marry you
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
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