You ran away and I found you three blocks later lying by a dumpster because "that's where your life belongs"
there was a party in your bed and you weren't invited... change your sheets
hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
I think a kid would responsible me up
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
He accidentally opened the car door during sex and all the lights came on. Needless to say, that kid passing by who was walking his dog got scarred for life.
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
Make sure you plan your visit for October. That's ACL festival, it's like every Bro in the country converges on Austin. My vagina wants to go hunting.
No ambien sex tonight. I just ate two hotdogs with chilli and onions.
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
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