how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
my dad just told me that a lesbian kissed my mom at a bar last year
That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
no, he came in my armpit
I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
My dad just yelled at me for going to youth group with out telling him. Apparently going out to fuck a girl without telling him gets me a high 5, going to youth group gets me grounded.
Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
... Cuz there's nothing like having your two male roommates catching you have a good cry in the driveway at 9am on a Wednesday.
Yeah then you killed that bottle of Bacardi in under 20 minutes. So much for being an organ donor.
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
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