I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
apparently it's not kosher to shit in a litter box when there's a line for the bathroom
Nothing better then your mother meeting someone you randomly had sex with and him introducing himself as the guy who rocked her world once.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
I woke up to him drunk-t-bagging me, saying "huevos rancheros" were being served for breakfast.
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
I must be the strongest person who ever managed to get knocked down by a pug.
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
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