We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
we went to sleep in different beds and woke up spooning. alcohol truly is the anti-cockblocker.
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
the doctor brought back painful memories by lecturing me about your teeth marks that are still on my dick.
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
Honestly, it's his loss. He went for the free sample when he could've gotten the whole package, babes.
does that make me the free sample at the grocery store he didn't like enough to buy...? yeah, that advice didn't help, but thanks.
Got drunk with him at an Irish pub ended up losing him for twenty minutes when I finally find him his piss drunk singing Irish folk music with a group of Irish guys and a midget
He meets the coolest people when he's drunk
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
You know its a good night when ur woken up by the bartender asking you how he ended up at your house
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
You went on the date? His pickup line was I swear I'm not a serial killer and you went on the date???
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