That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
You can duct tape yourself to me so we dont lose you and you dont have to celebrate your birthday alone
Yeah. He can't come because his mom found the pizza box under his bed with my underwear in it. He acted confused, guess because i forgot to tell him..
Dude, she got on top of me, grumbled in a low voice "I'm going to make you remember me", and then farted.
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
Randomize
