Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
so i woke up this morning covered in mail. none of it is mine.
Just saw an old man buy two cases of keystone light, a case of milwaukee's best and a case of icehouse. Degenerate alcoholic of senior citizen of the year?
I'm so glad i pay social security
Ok, so for future reference, in Rome, "piano bar" means "brothel".
I was handcuffed to a girl for half-an-hour. And I'm still the only one in the house who didn't get laid.
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
God I need to stop before there's a picture of my dick on my mom's phone.
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
I'm sorry I threw a frog in your car last night.
Hey kevin, it's Ashlee. I have been trying to get ahold of you. Your pledge gave me your number. I really wanted to apologize for shitting in your car I'll buy new upholstery or pay to have it shampooed if needed. I'm so embarrassed.
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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