Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
I'm eating mac and cheese for dinner that way when I puke later it'll be festive halloween orange.
What can I say? When alcohol is my motivation, I can move mountains.
I remember trying to cut the power to a house I thought was "too bright to understand the meaning of christmas". Pretty sure I blacked out down the street.
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
I realize designer coke was a douchey thing to say but the point of the story is I did bath salts
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
On my way home I saw a car that had "MOVE OVER PLZ" emblazoned across the windshield backwards, so people could see it in their rearview mirror
If I ever drive for Lyft or Uber I'm definitely gonna do that
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
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