I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
Just puked in the monkey exhibit at the zoo. They ate it. I don't want a pet monkey anymore.
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
dude, you cant keep using "she roofied me" as an excuse to bang all these fat chicks
she was drinking until 3, woke up at 7, shouted 'I'M STILL DRUNK" and went out for a jog in her thong
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
Its like the two hemispheres of my brain are in a death match but are two evenly matched for either side to win kinda drunk.
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
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