Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
We can grow old together and our livers can fail together
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
I swear to god, if you fuck the hot one you're paying me back for the shot I just bought her
Would it be a good deed to leave a 32 pack of bud light next to a bum sleeping in the park?
you were caressing the jar of pickles then you looked down and whispered to them "I want you inside me"
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
I look forward to getting really drunk tonight and startling some rando’s mother tomorrow morning while she’s up early making a turkey
It’s a holiday tradition at this point
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