Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
it's amazing how much more room there is in my purse when I'm not carrying alcohol in it
Just scrubbed my teeth for a good twenty minutes. Herpes is afraid of toothpaste, right?
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
The liquor store was handing out free shots of some new expensive vodka, but they caught on the fourth time we came back in different outfits. Politics.
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
currently googling "apology gifts for when you poop on their floor"
How do you get kicked out of 3 different Subways in one night..
Not very gracefully, that's how.
If I die, sorry about rent.
Is there any reason why a taxidermic donkey head is in the shower?
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