why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
my roommate just showed me the scar on her forehead... that she got from a shake weight... That. just. happened.
He said "I can't wait for you to feel me inside of you so I can tell you gently that you're mine" and left me a 4 minute voice mail of him crying after I told him I didn't want to be with him. 30 year olds are off limits.
I ordered a VEGAN pizza, because it gets here the fastest, just so I could get a 2 litre of Coke. For my whiskey.
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
How are you feeling this morning?
Well, I just found day old puke in my bra, so I've been better.
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
Always keep a stash of tequila in your work desk. That is like adulting 101.
Waxing your own asshole is awkward and difficult at best.
Rich men love me! I remind them of their trophy wife!!!
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