You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
Like if Robert Downey Jr. and Kiefer Sutherland got together for a bender, that's how drunk I want us to be.
you called me and cried until i agreed to record a rap about our lives with you
Let me begin my 3 part apology by saying that you are a wonderful human being...
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
I plan to get very, very drunk when I get off work.
But doesn't your shift end at like noon?
I don't think you understand.
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
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