What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
apparently people get pissed when you take the bag of wine out of the franzia box and put it in your purse before leaving the party
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
Watching Argentina vs Germany during a wedding on an iPhone. Thank you Steve Jobs.
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
Sitting on an airplane reeking of booze, sex and shame while surrounded by families coming home from Disney. This is not one of my finer moments.
We can't shop at Hobby Lobby anymore. They don't like Plan B which basically runs through our veins.
please remind me of this if i ever start out a night declaring my goal is to see how much american honey it takes for me to forget who i am again
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
Randomize
