yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
He told me he could read braille... with his tongue. So I took him home. I don't think he was lying
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
I just typed 14 shots of Smirnoff into my calorie count toolbar. Then typed pole dancing 1.5hrs into the calorie burner search. Should break even.
She actually purred while I was balls deep in her! I have never been so proud to buy plan b at 6:30 in the morning.
Would it be crossing a line if I told him that I now know his girlfriend has a huge mole on her left ass cheek?
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
I need a moral compass that doesn't always point to dick
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
No more pre-dentist shots, I just puked on my hygienist
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
New rule. If he's too busy to put the "H" in "what" then I'm too busy to put his D in me.
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
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