So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
the next time i see a chick with leggings under her jean skirt...i'm gona beat her ass with a fashion magazine...
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
If there's so much of a hint of a whisper from somebody I didn't tell personally, I will cut off your balls with a chainsaw, cauterize the wound with a flaming rusty spoon, feed your balls to your dog, and feed them to you when he shits them out, capiche?
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
My dog is now used to me drunk singing and sleeps through it. I don't know how I feel about this
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
I'm covered in jizz and the toll booth lady knew it
Gotta love college... Pregamed for my 8:30 flight home this morning and gave the flight attendants all high fives when I got on the plane. Best ride of my life.
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