I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
I have a surprise for you guys
What is it?
A MOTHER FUCKING SURPRISE DON'T ASK QUESTIONS
He was in the middle of making out with two girls at once, but then the guy next to me said "I feel like I'm watching Animal Planet" he stopped to give him a high five
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
I walked into my room last night at 4 am and there's a random dude in his boxers eating oatmeal on my futon. I looked at him and went to bed
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
I'm running late...how do you explain period shits to your boss?
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
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