I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
i left the bar a little after you and ended up flipping my car in the arbys drive thru
My face smells like last night's lay. I need a whore bath. Or a corndog.
he just booty called me in advance instead of waiting til 3 am when hes trashed. i think thats really considerate and gentlemanlike.
The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
I think i lit a firework with a joint. happy birthday, america?
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
I didn't want to have shaved for no reason, so I told him I'd blow him if he would just come over and appreciate the smoothness of my legs.
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
"Let's do body shots off the freshmen" is officially the worst thing I've ever said.
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
You informed me your place was now a nudist colony and unless I was there to drink schnapps with the cat I had to strip.
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