I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
my iphone just auto-corrected drink to drnknghhhg...
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
We should have parties more often. I ended up with 90 beers and someone cleaned my toilet.
its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
The online application for Mcdonald's said I could do incredible things there. Today I threw out shit filled underwear in the women's restroom and escorted a very drunk/high 42 year old man outside after he ordered a 5 dollar foot long and a bloody mary.
You missed lesbians having sex in the bathroom and the whole bar clapping for them. I had to do recon. It was amazing
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
You know you had a good night when you wake up cuddling a baseball bat and a can of chicken noodle soup.
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
But at least i made friends with the nice lesbian cop. She knew i was her kind when she had to confiscate my rainbow/pride rolling papers.
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