Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
I was just tapping my foot in the bathroom at Penn Station just PRAYING for anonymous sex. You know how that goes.
it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
Sure, fine. Daughter just told me she is not a virgin anymore. I am gonna start drinking now
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
if any part of your body has ever entered my vagina you are fucking obligated to speak to me if i so desire
There comes a point, as I lay on the floor of the work disabled toilets contemplating catching 10 minutes sleep between chunders, that I wonder if its really worth it
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
Fuck you. You were a total asshole last night.
We will get to that, but can anybody tell me whose fucking socks I am wearing?!
Who the fuck puts glitter on their vagina? It’s all over my face and crotch.
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
I woke up with eight different shoes in my bed what the hell happened last night
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