I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
maybe i would like her more if 99% of her sentences didn't start with "yesterday when i was reading twilight..."
It's official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world.
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
What did he say? I couldn't hear him over the sound of how awesome his beard is.
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
I found her face down on the kitchen floor asking anybody who walked by for Kraft Dinner
How did I pull off convincing everyone that my name is Dad? Maybe they were just distracted by my boobs.
i regret nothing
brb throwing up in the dishwasher
i regret everything
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