It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
I found out why they kept calling her "CD". It was short for "Crab Dip". You're fucked.
Naked Twister starts at high noon
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
Please assure him that the flying penis statue is for display purposes only.
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
I literally have anal toys soaking in the bathroom sink and dinner on the stove. If that doesn't scream "domestic goddess", I don't know what the fuck does.
Who the fuck stole my fridge again
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
Pretty sure we had a civil war reenactment in your kitchen at 4am.
That would explain the cannon.
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
snapping my married booty call and next thing I know a plan b ad pops up
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