goodnight i made you a song goodbye
for our anniversary he stepped it up a notch and bought cool whip rather than the store brand. i was impressed.
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
Sorority life is like alcoholic girl scouts, plus douchebags in polos.
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
My roommate comes home screaming, I brought you home a friend! I thought she brought me a guy...no, she brought home a one-eyed shih tzu.
Thanks for fucking me in last night
TUCKING. TUCKING ME IN LAST NIGHT
so I ate shit in the bar and took a barstool down with me and this guy helped me up and I just started making out with him. I need to stop meeting men like that
IM SO HIGH RIGHT NOW, IM WHAT ROCKET MAN WANTED TO BE WHEN HE GREW UP. ELTON JOHN CAN BLOW ME.
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
Like your dick isn't Beyoncé, it doesn't get close ups
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
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