A lady just asked me if you "seat yourselves" here at qdoba. I told her yea and she has been sitting at a table waiting for someone to take her order for 25 mins.
you kept lying down on the floor at the bar just to prove you could get back up
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
Please tell me why 'cock-a-thon' was auto saved in my phone.
Your a horrible friend, i only tried to do the right thing by moving you off the floor.. that was not an invitation to puke all over my bed and attempt to use my dog to mop it up.
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
I'm literally in the bathroom for two minutes and I walk out to a random dude with his face in your tits
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
You know, you could always move. Lol somewhere without gators, water moccasins, and Marco Rubio.
I’ve gotta be honest, I didn’t expect to have sex. I didn’t shave... anything. You couldn’t have been impressed.
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