I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
i just realized Britney Spears and I are more alike than I thought. Both of us have our parents in complete control of our lives, we both have restraining orders on previous boyfriends, and we all know both of us can put on a hell of a show
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
No more stories ab the wkend for co-workers... No one else found "and I didn't have pants on when I got home Saturday night" as funny as I did.
I gave him a bunch of ideas to use to spice up their sex life. Say what you will, I am the best 'other' woman ever!
Dont even get me started. you fell asleep in my kitchen after being cockblocked when you tried to use my roommates bedroom.
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
He changed the password on his Netflix account. The break up is official.
how do you politely tell someone their toddler looks alarmingly similar to the berries and cream guy
I would ride that face into the sunset
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
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