I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
I've never been so happy to start my period. I'm gonna let everyone in the store see me buying tampons.
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
you just started pointing at the light and whispering "star wars"
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.
I knew I wanted to marry her when we got in that bar fight and she full-nelsoned a guy while I worked his kidneys. I knew then we had to breed
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
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