Last night i was gna tell u about how i was watching project runway & how i was upset bc they replaced tim gunn & heidi klum. but then i realized that i was watching mythbusters.
True life - we need to smoke together more often
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
He passed out on the floor and you kept hitting him in the dick and screaming "hammer of justice".
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
You are the worst substitute drug dealer ever
Make me a sandwich
The day you make me feel like my detachable showerhead does I'll make you a sandwich.
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
I decided I was tough enough to wax my bikini area myself. Long story short, I'll be drunk when you get home
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
You're breaking my sexual little heart
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