If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
i just jacked off to lindsey vonn, i feel so patriotic
USA! USA! USA!
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
The less money I spend on drugs, the happier my mom will be.
My masturbation fantasy just had a wedding theme. I need new hobbies.
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
You. Dating a sex offender cop. Life writes itself sometimes.
'go have sex with her' ddoes not count as wingman
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
Apparently stoned me thought eating chips in the shower was a good idea.
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
Something is wrong here. The birds are chirping and I'm not fucking you, I'm not getting head and I don't smell bacon. Why am I up this early then?
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
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