We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
Hey is it bad when your boss leans over your desk and tells you "you smell like the Rainforest Cafe"??
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
I can't leave. She doesn't trust me and my penis being out in the world without supervision.
Disasters an understatement. Hurricane alpha chi omega hit. On my way to buy carpet cleaner, super glue, and a new liver. Be back soon.
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
I miss my brother. He would have fucked the fat girl for me.
I told you I would
I wouldnt do that to you. You're my actual friend
I'm standing at the bottom of the driveway w a sign that says plow me
We're both clumsy. What does this imply for our kids?
Helmets.
Is Oprah even human
Long story short I shit on a sidewalk while walking with multiple people. Then sprinted around the streets of Tallahassee in only gym shorts as I tore my toga off and wore it as a cape.
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
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