She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
Sam from lord of the rings is 10 yards away from me, i am creaming myself.
My co-worker just asked me if i colored my hair. Time to take a shower.
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
After blacking out and loosing my phone for a month, I found it in the parking lot across the street. Last text "rager in the street". I remember none of this.
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
Turns out both me and my grandpa have a guilty pleasure for South American men.
I just matched the dude who's car I rear ended 2 years ago on tinder. I don't think he remembers.
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
I just got to my parents hungover as hell. My dad could tell and said "theres only one cure for a hangover" and handed me a beer. This morning went from a 0 to 10 in an instant.
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
Randomize
