Sex has been so nonexistent lately that when I was masturbating the other day, I actually paused to yawn.
i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
Did we smoke in a portapotty last night? And if so, do you think the brown stuff covering my body is actually dirt?
You're the only person not starstruck by him
Yes. That tends to happen after you regularly lick someone's balls.
tonight at the bar some people told me that I have a sprit following me around.. that's the kind of shit that you laugh off till you're home alone.
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
sober me needs to have more faith in drunk me.
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
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