marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
So I was gonna stay in tonight but the president got me motivated! I will not quit. Bars here I come.
The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
I wanted lighthearted conversation about ordering bulk condoms and anal lube but he's depressed and talking about god hating him, ugh
We both work at 8am and I have to shower but my roommate is passed out on our bathroom floor with the door locked. Merry Christmas.
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
i just called dibs on the taxi driver at the bar that isnt drinking. im a grown up
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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