Everytime she opens her mouth it's like a fucking terrorist attack on my life.
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
It's not quite a landing strip... It's more like a soul patch for my vagina.
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
I'll truly miss your penis but your use of words and phrases such as bae, yolo, swag, and totes have ruined how attractive you once were.
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
this isn't the first time i woke up with peanut butter in my butt
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
Tomorrow's lesson plan is going to be on hangovers and why drinking during the week is never a good idea. I hope my boss approves.
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