is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
btw, i had a dream i drank 260-proof vodka last night. thank god that doesn't exist in real life.
i gave him the "yep, i was your girfriend's collegiate lesbian sex story" head nod
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
It started out as friends with benefits and now I'm picking up her kids from daycare...what has happened to me
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
I'm going to stop at grocery on the way home. I'm CRAVING wine from a sippy cup. We have neither wine nor sippy cups.
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
Got everyone out of my house, somehow managed to put all my lawn furniture back, puked in my sink, and cleaned it up all while black out drunk before my parents came home. Successful night.
Coworker just walked in thirty minutes late reeking like weed and clutching a handful of scratch-off tickets. Also, there’s still a stripper pole in my office. Happy Wednesday!
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