No, you can still breathe under the balls.
So apparently I ran down the hall to another party and started handing out uncooked spaghetti to strangers. You'd be surprised how many drunk people will eat raw noodles.
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
It's one of those days where you order the free Papa John's pizza so the delivery guy can bring you Coke to go with your rum. The tip was more than the order.
Weve literally been going out drinking five days a week. That counts as a full time job right?
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
In other news my cocaine dealer got arrested for heaving some kid out of a fourth story window.
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
Apparently at some point last night someone gave me tequila. There was a few shots left when I woke up so that was breakfast. This is a good birthday
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
I'm a shining star this evening. Dancing with a cane in rite aid now. I should be kept under survaillance.
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
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