Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
i just heard the ice cream truck outside while mid-masturbation. i stopped and considered running outside to buy one.
I am one bad relationship away from having 30 cats.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
It was so delicious I was introducing it to people. Guy from my psych class was like "This is my girlfriend, Erica," and I was like, "This is my milkshake, Oreo."
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
Know what's awkward? Having a couple of moving guys watch while you detach the bondage cuffs from your bedframe, that's what.
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
Ended up at the strip club, got told I should be a dancer 4 times, got free tacos and my hot TA slide in the dms. How was your night?
I just need a fucking pair of pants. Is that too much to ask for?
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