i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
you went through ur friends list and posted an obscene comment on every ultrasound pic...."not his" "looks like a sea monkey"
Sorry about all the noise last night. We were trying to break bottles by kicking soccer balls at them. If it's any consolation, there's shattered glass and blood all over my kitchen.
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
I called her 20 times. Apparently she went home to do MORE shots before bed. Didnt miss me until this morning. WHO FORGETS THEIR HIGHSCHOOL SISTER AT A FRAT?
seis de mayo is my least favoite holiday because i usually spend it in bed sobbing over my poor life decisions from the night before.
Reading an example in the GRE study book referencing Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles while wearing TMNT pajamas. *airfist*
omg please tell me you're eating pizza right now too.
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
So. Um. Hypothetically speaking...how would one get a squirrel out of the house?
He took a shit in my shoe. A part of me is livid and a part of me is impressed because that’s some real evil genius.
Randomize