Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
I think he finally resigned to the fact he could not get off. He just looked at me and said "I'm having testicle difficulties," rolled over and passed out.
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
I just crashed on my couch and have no intention of ever getting up again
I will be over with a bedpan and beer
Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
I was too hungover to sit up and pull the curtains closed so I did it with my toes
I just snorted sandwich everywhere.
I hope it smells nice :)
IT DOESN'T BECAUSE I HAVE MEAT COMING OUT OF MY NOSE, DAMNIT.
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