i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
Found a waterbottle filled with a bloody mary in my purse this morning. Blacked-out me is always trying to help hungover me, it's so cute.
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
is it sad that i think every plant i pass on the highway looks like a plant from farmville?
I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.
Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
So I'm probably the first guy in history to tap out of a blowjob.
we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
I almost lit my balls on fire tonight.
I told him if he wanted to lose weight he had to learn self control. Less than ten minutes after that I ate a cookie off the floor...
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
How did i get home and why am i wearing someone elses shorts?
1. Not sure how 2. You showed up naked, we had to dress you.
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