Received world's greatest BJ while in a planetarium. Was seeing stars while seeing stars.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
I'm an EMT, not a miracle worker. No, I can't fix your sprained dick.
So to recap Superbowl Sunday - I won $100, bumped into the anti-christ and his cult, met a guy in a kilt and a wican, then got invited to a gayguy afterhours party.
Gonna be tough to beat that next year!
At one point we were both in the bathroom and i was taking a shit while holding your hair as you puked in the sink. Friendship.
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
Today would have been my 8th wedding anniversary and I woke up with a hot European guy in my bed. Divorce has it's perks.
We're starting to light shit on fire, bring a metal bucket. Be prepared, Jimmy's off his meds.
You know, you could always move. Lol somewhere without gators, water moccasins, and Marco Rubio.
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
Randomize
