If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
Thinking about fake proposing to my gf just so the middle aged women next to us will buy us drinks
He was visibly upset that you'd rather eat nachos than have sex with him.
Just found the cutest bag of coke under my bed. I'm going to get fucked up and bleach the cat vomit out of my sheets.
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
I am significantly less than sober now. Gonna make like, ten hotdogs.
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
Within the hour, he sent me 8 texts and 4 voice memos. One of the memos was just him whistling for 3 minutes. ...It's official, I attract the crazies.
I just bought us acid. I'm like the drug tooth fairy. Get ready to wake up with a sweattart of acid under your pillow.
He said I took his samurai sword off his wall and proceeded to jump off his porch at people coming home from the bar.
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
Can I come by? I want you to meet my squirrel
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
It occurred to me today, whilst I was on the phone to boyfriend number 1, whilst in the car with boyfriend number 2 who was dropping me at the shops to meet boyfriend number 3 to help me buy a present for boyfriend number 4 that I should be having much more sex than I am.
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