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(646): View more from New York

how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?

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(770): View more from Georgia

I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today

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(412): View more from Pennsylvania

His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.

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(513): View more from Ohio

Today the house voted to defund Planned Parenthood but to continue funding NASCAR. I fucking hate everything.

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(904): View more from Florida

Oh please tell me that I'm sleeping in your shower and not the neighbor's again

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(404): View more from Georgia

It's a bathroom floor kind of morning.

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(419): View more from Ohio

having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...

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(626): View more from California

So my balls are accidently making an appearance on snapchat

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(310): View more from California

hotelroom bed is big enough to masturbate in, but small enough to not want to sleep in it after you've masturbated in it

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