Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
oh good. ive just found out that i went downstairs at 6 am still blacked out and had a 30 minute conversation with my mom about the different ways to feed our dog
this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
Why is there a school picture of an 8 year old boy in my pocket...?
She called us while she was having sex to ask if we remembered to feed the cat
I dont understand how her boyfriend puts up with her weirdness
Oh my god. I just RAN OVER a child. Oh my god this isnt my day. That kid was cool as fuck though
He accidentally opened the car door during sex and all the lights came on. Needless to say, that kid passing by who was walking his dog got scarred for life.
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
My mom just busted me rolling a blunt on her bathroom counter. ...all she said was fuck it it's Christmas
She started calling me daddy on the second date and I don't know how to react to that
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
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